This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
