Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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