i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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