LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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