were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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