Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Someone shattered a urinal.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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