so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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