I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
a search helicopter?!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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