it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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