i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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