marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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