you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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