just tell him i said nine months
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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