What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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