Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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