singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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