You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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