yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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