is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
50% drunk capacity currently
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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