Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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