There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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