Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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