I wish life had little blips of pornography
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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