Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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