Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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