We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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