you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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