Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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