He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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