Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry my hands just texted you
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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