we're blogging at a bar
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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