Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I checked into jail on foursquare
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sorry about my life...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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