Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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