In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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