Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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