This girl is more easily done than said...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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