me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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