i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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