? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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