i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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