Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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