Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
only you would photoshop your dick
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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