doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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