spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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