whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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