i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
no, he came in my armpit
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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