Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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