dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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