I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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