I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
All I want is dick and wine.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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