I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Someone shit on the floor
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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