The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just puked most of my soul out..
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