Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
