Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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