hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I can't put those talents on a resume
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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