R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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