Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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